Thursday, January 12, 2017

RC Boldt - Clam Jam review and giveaway

Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block.

RC Boldt
Releasing January 10th, 2017

"Clam Jam"
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block.

Example: You’re chatting with a guy you’re interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him. 

That’s my life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.

Fact: He went home with three—yes, three—of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
He’s really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.

The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with her.
So I had to go “undercover”. 

Fact: I’m in love with my roommate.
I’m a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past year has been my hand.
She’s going to hate me if I come clean now.
I’m not giving up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the “real” me. 

The me that loves her.
The me that would never do her wrong.
Until then, I’ll keep running off every guy who shows any interest. 
Until then, I’ll continue to Clam Jam. 

My Review

Soooo, I'll admit, I was thinking, based on the title, that this book might be a little silly.  But I enjoy RC's books so I didn't let the title hold me back.  AND LET ME TELL YOU, I'm so glad I didn't let this gem pass me by because I'm pretty sure this is THE BEST book from RC Boldt! And I have enjoyed her other books, but this one? Yep, it's THE ONE! 

I was immediately drawn in to Ryland and Maggie's story.  She's ready to write off men but she needs a roommate. Ryland thinks she's sexy and really wants to move in. Suddenly, he's gay!  This book is HILARIOUS! More often than not I was laughing out loud.  But Ry is so sweet and caring and even though he has ulterior motives, he's there for Maggie.  I loved their friendship and their banter.  He backs himself into a corner but knows he needs to come clean with her.  And Maggie is definitely attracted to her GAY roommate.  This book is absolutely delicious and has ALL THE FEELS! I'm in love with Ryland and this book is one I'll definitely reread! One-click your copy now. You won't be disappointed! 

RC Boldt is the wife of Mr. Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina, enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing karaoke. If you're in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can't recall the lyrics to a particular 80's song, or just need to hang around a nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she's your girl.

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